SQUISHABLE - Standard Assortment A

This product listing is assorted and is for 1 (one) item only - comes in 3 possible variants. Variants are chosen at random at time of shipping. We cannot take requests or make exchanges for specific variants.

Do you need a snuggle? A cuddle? A snurfle? We know that feeling! Go ahead squeeze a Squishable! The world will be a better place.

 Comfort Food Smoothie:
If smoothies have one fan it’s me. If they have no fans, I’ve died. The perfect blend of fruits and juices and a whole bunch of other yummy things…why more people aren’t as obsessed with them as I am…whatever! That seems like a “them” problem!

Comfort Food Unicorn Latte:
This Comfort Food Unicorn Latte is an absolutely magical experience! What’s in it? Is it dragonfruit, taro, matcha, maple syrup, and some sort of milk. No? It’s just polyester, love, fluff, and unicorn magic…and milk. Wait, no milk. Just the other stuff.

Comfort Food Cotton Candy:
Have you ever gone to a county fair and thought to yourself, “what’s the least healthy thing I can put into my body that ISN’T weighed down by ten pounds of grease?!” That’s right, cotton candy! There’s nothing in this world like pure sugar crystal disguised as a soft cloud, and now that soft sugar cloud is disguised as a plush! You’re welcome!!